Man Shares Embarrassing Experience After Talking Stage Allegedly Soils Uber Driver’s Car on First Outing

By Our Reporter

“I wouldn’t even wish what happened to me on my worst enemy,” a young man said as he recounted an unforgettable ordeal involving a lady he had been getting to know during their first outing together in Port Harcourt.

According to the man, what started as a promising date quickly turned into one of the most embarrassing moments of his life after the lady allegedly suffered a stomach emergency on their way home, leaving an Uber driver’s vehicle soiled.

How the Incident Began

Sharing his experience, the man explained that he had invited the lady—whom he described as his “talking stage”—to a restaurant in Port Harcourt.

While looking through the menu, the lady reportedly ordered Chicken Alfredo pasta, despite admitting she had never eaten the meal before.

“I asked her if she’d had Chicken Alfredo before. She said no, that it was her first time and she just wanted to taste it,” he recalled.

The pair also ordered cocktails and reportedly consumed several shots of tequila while waiting for their meals to be served.

Stomach Discomfort Starts

Shortly after eating, the lady began complaining of stomach discomfort.

Concerned about her wellbeing, the man said he personally inspected the restaurant’s restroom to ensure it was clean before encouraging her to use it.

“I went to check the restroom myself. It was very neat, so I came back and told her she could use it if the discomfort became too much.”

However, the lady reportedly declined, insisting she disliked using public toilets.

When he suggested booking an Uber immediately so she could get home quickly, she initially refused, saying she would “monitor herself.”

Unexpected Turn During Uber Ride

As the discomfort intensified, the lady eventually agreed to leave, and the man booked an Uber to take her home.

Unfortunately, according to his account, they were only moments away from her destination when the unexpected happened.

The man claimed the lady was unable to hold herself any longer and allegedly defecated inside the Uber vehicle.

“She just looked at me with a serious face and held herself. The smell immediately filled the entire car,” he said.

Uber Driver’s Reaction

The incident reportedly shocked the Uber driver, who immediately stopped the vehicle and demanded that both passengers come down.

According to the man, the visibly upset driver insisted the mess had to be cleaned before anyone could leave.

“He kept shouting, ‘See wetin your madam do! Bring tissue! Both of you must clean this thing!'”

The narrator said that while the lady tried to clean herself up, he was left cleaning the inside of the vehicle.

“I was the one using tissue to clean the mess inside the car. I just kept thinking that if she had used the restaurant’s restroom, none of this would have happened.”

“She’s Not My Girlfriend”

Amid the commotion, curious onlookers reportedly gathered around the vehicle, with some allegedly recording videos of the incident.

Fearing the footage might eventually surface online, the man used his viral narration to distance himself from the situation.

“If the video eventually comes out, let me explain now—she’s not my girlfriend. She’s just someone I’ve been talking to. I was only trying to be a gentleman.”

He jokingly added that the Uber driver’s repeated remarks of “See wetin your madam do!” were inaccurate because the lady was “not my madam… yet.”

The story has since generated widespread reactions on social media, with many users debating whether the lady should have used the restaurant’s restroom when she first felt unwell, while others sympathized with her, noting that sudden stomach emergencies can happen unexpectedly to anyone.

What are your thoughts? Should she have used the restaurant’s restroom, or was it simply an unfortunate situation that could have happened to anyone? Share your opinion in the comments.